Friday, March 21, 2014

Where’s my McFlurry, dammit?!

Woman allegedly set car on fire after man refused to buy her a McFlurry

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. —

Witnesses said a woman set a man's car on fire in Jacksonville after he refused to buy her a McFlurry at McDonald's.

Fucking Florida…

There is a rule that goes something like “Only date a woman who’s a little crazier than you can handle…”

I should start writing these down.

~Hoozyrdady