Friday, February 27, 2015
Thursday, February 26, 2015
I crossed paths with a coworker last week while trekking out to lunch. Its colder than hell out so she’s all bundled up… hell we’re both layered deep… anyway this lady is coming at me and I get the impression there’s more of her than the last time I saw her. Um… when WAS the last time I saw her…?
I don’t get away from my cubicle often, much less visit her floor, but we interact often over the phone and email. If she were With Child, I’d have heard something right?
I considered asking, or commenting, but only for .0587 seconds because fukkit I ain’t going near that potential can of worms.
Moral of the story:
Thursday, February 12, 2015
Thursday, February 05, 2015
A black man shows up at the hospital for his scheduled vasectomy, wearing a tuxedo.
When asked why he dressed up, the guy replied “If Ah’s gonna be impo’tent, ah’s gonna look impo’tent.”
Heh, I think I first heard that one in High School… maybe from my Dad…