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Hoozyrdady.

Wotta Dumb Shit

Day By Day 11/11/09

Hoozyrdady.

Rough Nights

Not sleeping well so far this week. Can’t put together words to express what’s on my mind. Very annoying.

I want to talk about Ft. Hood, idiot politicians in D.C. and a few other subjects but it just ain’t working out.

So. Ummmm. Stay tuned.

Hoozyrdady.

Learn Something New Everyday

All this time I’ve been making such a mess…

Hoozyrdady.

Fort Hood

Update: 3:45 Nov. 6 -Sgt. Kimberly Munley is in stable condition, recovering from a single round that passed through both of her legs. She spent Thursday night on the phone with friends, family and coworkers. No word on who her partner is or what actions they took, but at least they weren’t injured as well.

Police Sgt. Kim Munley is married Army Staff Sgt. Matthew Munley and they have a three year old daughter. Lucky guy, that one! Obviously a man of good taste.

Oh, Major “Allah Akbar” Hasan is stable and in a bed a few feet away from Sgt. Munley. I hope they let her keep her weapon, just in case Hasan needs more shooting.

 

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Lots of info popping up, not all of it accurate. As of right now the shooter is Major Nidal Malik Hasan and the body count is 12 dead, 31 wounded.

A civilian police officer, Kimberly Munley, was injured but still managed to plug Major Hasan four time thus ending the attack. Kudos, Officer Munly. If you’re ever up in my area the first round is on me.

Stay tuned.

Hoozyrdady.

Zombieland

I got the chance to see Zombieland last night and it ROCKS. Not a fan of the fast, 28 Days types but damn it wired me up for the hours drive home. The cast was perfect; Woody was an excellent crazy guy (turns out he had good reason. Poor Tallahassee.) and Emma Stone looked especially delish.

I will be adding Zombieland to my collection.

Check out what turned up on Youtube when I searched for more Zombie goodness -

Watch all three episodes. My God they puckered me up but good. Makes me want to lock all the doors and and lock n’ load my 7.62 woobie.

What was that noise…?

Hoozyrdady.

Some People are Full of…

I came across this article while wandering the web;

What Your Taste in Beer Says About You YORK, Pa. (AdAge.com) -- The beer you drink says a lot about you -- even before you've had a few too many. Your choice of beer can be as telling about your personality as what kind of clothing you wear or the car that you drive. And if you don't drink suds at all, or change brands depending on your mood -- well, that says something too.

It started out ok…

BLUE MOON The personality traits of people who prefer Blue Moon, a Belgian style wheat beer, tracked similarly to the same type of people who prefer craft beers—which means Blue Moon drinkers probably don't know it's a Molson Coors Brewing Co. family product made in Colorado. Blue Moonies are socially liberal and usually quite willing to go against convention. They really hate moral authorities, and believe children should be exposed to moral dilemmas and allowed to come to their own conclusions. They can also be sarcastic and snide in order to get a point across. People who drink Blue Moon beer are 105% more likely than the average person to drive hybrid cars, 77% more likely to own Apple Mac laptops, 65% more likely to purchase five pairs or more of sneakers every year, and 32% more likely to not be registered voters.

My vehicle of choice is a mid 90’s diesel Suburban, I hate Macs, I do not own a single pair of sneakers (I really, really need to buy a new pair) and believe fucking liberals are destroying America and vote appropriately. And I drink Blue Moon, without giving a shit who makes it.

So there.

Hoozyrdady.

It’s Humpday, Muthafuckas!

Humpity-humpity-humpity.

Speaking of humping…

 

My quest to share pics of hot redheads continues with Christy Hemme.

Reminds me of my wife. Yum.

 

 

 

 

 

Carry on.

Hoozyrdady.

First November Post

Welcome to November. I gotta say 2009 has been eventful, both at home and in the World at large. I’m not going to go into details, either ya’ll watch the news or not, know my political beliefs by now, and the personal stuff is just that, personal. I’m just amazed that we’re in November already and all that entails. Allow me a moment to just grok it all… wow.

I have alot to share, so I’m just gonna make a generic dump post.

The Hooz family survived another Halloween. I admit, I got up on the wrong side of he bed Saturday morning, I dunno I was just in a foul mood all day. I had plans to see Zombieland Friday night, but Red and Red Sr. decided to see a local play that night, leaving me to watch the kids. So much for  plan A.

Saturday I was pissy all day. Red was off with her Mom leaving the boys home with Grumpy Dad. Sorry guys, I owe ya. We took the boys trick or treating after dark, and made exactly one lap around the block before they decided it was too cold out and called it quits. Next year they are wearing warm costumes – like a werewolf and an Eskimo. Just thinking out loud here.

The Boys spent the night at Red Sr.’s, I was planning on catching the late showing of Zombieland… but Red was making noise about going out. We ended up watching the Ghost Hunters Marathon on Sci-Fi. I enjoyed it, it was spooky. I never got the chance to watch Zombieland though, and the local theater isn’t showing it anymore. So much for Plan B.

Sigh. I hope it shows up at the Dollar Theater soon.

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I’ve recently become a fan of Phil Defranco. He has a daily “vlog” and it’s pretty damned entertaining. He was on a roll this passed week;

Zombiez!

 

Walking dead, busty well armed redhead… what’s not to love? MMmmm Taryn Southern.

Kim Kardashian. I dunno, never paid her much attention. Something about her turns me off. That is, until I saw her Halloween photos. Just Damn!

Here’s another -

Nice work there, Phil.

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Check this out- A 400HP Subaru WRX STI riding on a set of Mattracks.

I used to dream about mounting some tracks on Darth and cruising to work in the wintertime. “What’s that? Four inches of snow just got dumped on us and the plows can’t keep the roads clear? Pshaw, I say!”

Those fuckers are expensive though. I think just one unit costs more than what I paid for Darth.  Also, you have to keep it under 40 mph or risk your tranny overheating. That could be bad.

 

 

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Best Youtube Fight of 2009! Five minutes of awesome.

The Joker dude yelling “You know who I am?! YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!” and the guy who got knocked the fuck out talking shit afterwards, pissed off girls in slutty costumes, the Ref… I love this video. I’m going to watch it again.

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Ya’ll know I love me some Zombie movies. How in the world I missed Zombies of Mass Destruction I do not know.

 

Vampires. Just a bunch of pussies. Too bad this isn’t coming to a theater near any of us. I’m just going to have to wait for the DVD to show up in the Red Box at Wal-Mart.

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I have a coupon for a free Wendy’s Double Baconator with the purchase of a small drink and fries. The problem is the nearest Wendy’s is on the other side of town. Do I really want to drive all the way over there on my lunch break for a free burger?

Woof, 830 calories and 51 grams of fat. While normally not the type of guy to pay attention to details like these, I dunno…

Taco Hell is just a few minutes away, but I have been very unimpressed with “The Bell’s” fare lately.

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Aaannnnd I’m spent.

Hoozyrdady

Mmmmm Forbidden Knowledge. Yum!

Soooo have you read any good books lately?

Courtesy of the Self Sufficient Slacker.

Hoozyrdady.