Major General George Hammond on Stargate SG-1 has passed on. This really sucks.
Hoozyrdady.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
James Fagan = P.O.S.
This here is Massachusetts State Representative James Fagan. Politician, Democrat, Defense Attorney, Piece of Shit.
The subject is Jessica's Law and Fagan's against it. When he's in court defending some pedophile and gets the six year old victim on the stand;
"I'm gonna rip them apart. I'm going to make sure that the rest of their life is ruined, that when they’re 8 years old, they throw up; when they’re 12 years old, they won’t sleep; when they’re 19 years old, they’ll have nightmares and they’ll never have a relationship with anybody.”
Words fail me. I hope this little tirade is the death knell of James Fagan's political career.
Here's Jimmy Boy's contact info, in case you feel the need to express yourself. I notice Fagan's the Chair of the House Committee on Ethics. Nice.
Hoozyrdady.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
BSG - What'cha Doin', Starbuck?
The BSG season finale rocked, period dot end of sentence.
Yeah yeah, I know I swore off BSG when they killed Starbuck off. Can you blame me? She's got more balls than the rest of that sorry lot, except for Admiral Adama. If I were in charge over there, I would start a Kara Thrace Impregnation Project; keep her perpetually pregnant so as to spread her bug-frakking crazy genes throughout the fleet. Seriously, that gene pool needs an injection of brass testicles in a bad way.
Anyways. Galactica Variants has analyzed the sneak peak for next season (2009?!?!) and the part that stood out for me was this bit... here I paraphrase;
Kara Thrace died, her body was cloned and her mind was downloaded into the clone. Her Viper was duplicated as well (the original blew up, remember) and she was sent back to the fleet. In the next season she finds her first body on Earth and burns it on a funeral pyre.
Uh, huh. Wouldn't that make her a... I don't know, a Cylon? It would fit, what with her being dead, then not dead.
In my opinion, the series may be treading dangerously close the the ol' shark tank. Again.
Let's hope not.
Hoozyrdady.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Left 4 Dead
Vampires, werewolves, mummies, Hillary Clinton... I can handle. Zombies scare the poop out of me. When the Resident Evil movie came out all I knew about it was Mila Jojovich. I'd never paid much attention to the video games 'cause they were platform while I was (still am) a PC guy.
I was twitchy for days afterwards. Much like after watching 30 Days of Night.
I now love all things Zombie. They still give me pucker flutters, but more in a bad ass roller coaster kind of way- Everytime you ride it, you swear it will be the last. Until next time.
Enter Left 4 Dead. I want it.
Are you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse? Beans and bullets, baby.
Beans and bullets.
Hoozyrdady.
Cleaning out the Draft folder
Whenever I get the urge, I type up a post and save it to my draft folder, y'know - saving for a rainy day and all. Some of the stuff is dated and old news... here are a few that are timeless.
Kirsten Bell's Wedding Night Surprise
The Blonde hottie has a surprise planned for future hubby;
Bell tells next month’s Vegas magazine she’s kept her Catholic high school uniform for the past decade with a grand purpose. “I tucked that away when I was 18,” she says. “I’m going to wear it on my wedding night.”
That lucky, lucky S.O.B.
Hoozyrdady
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Holy Billboard
I saw a billboard sign that said;
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Out of curiosity, I did.
A mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
Got this from Dad and I just had to share.
Hoozyrdady
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BSG T&A
Humina-humina-humina is it me or is Katee Sackoff just getting hotter? Cold shower time...
More eye candy at On 205th Magazine
Hoozyrdady.
Dude has a Gentle Touch... With A Digger
What would really impress me is if he could undo her bra strap. Don't you just love foreign TV?
Hoozyrdady.
George Carlin, R.I.P.
George Carlin passed away last night, done in by heart failure. He's my Dad's age. something I'd rather not think on.
The first time I heard his act was in Junior High, sometime in the mid '80s. My folks were out and some friends and I came across one of George's records in their album collection.
Little Hooz: "Who's this guy?"
Friend: "Dunno... lets see if he's any good."
I've been a fan ever since.
Hoozyrdady.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Lucy Pinder
This Brit has all the right bits in the correct proportions. I wish I could post a weekly hotty that met my criteria (i.e. not shaped like a ten year old), but I just do not come across enough of these lovelies to meet the demand.
Anywho, check out the rest of Lucy's photo shoot here.
How about just one more...
You are very welcome.
Hoozyrdady.
The First June Update
Holy cow, time does fly when your having fun! The last few weeks have been good for us up here in the Land of Nearly Summer. By this time last year we'd already clocked a week of 90+ degree temps, but as yet we've barely made into the mid 70's, mostly hovering in the 50's & 60's. Crazy weather! Tornado warnings were all the rage last week. We headed for the Underground Bunker twice, just in case, and both times Number One Son did not like it at all, no sir. On the second trip, the Second Born Child may have dozed off. That kid is one cool customer, let me say.
Father's Day was great. My folks came over and we grilled up a mess of steaks and corn on the cob. I used the sea salted steak method on my own cut, and that meat turned out superb. 
Everyone was happy, and full.
The only improvement would have been if my darlin' Red had dressed up like Red Sonja and presented me with the winning Powerball ticket.
There's always next year.
-Work is going well. I must say I'm in no hurry to find another job. Yeah, the commute is a bitch and gas isn't getting cheaper. On the plus side, my boss gives me a task and lets me run with it. As long as the work gets done, he's very hands off.
I've been here less than a year, and they've sent me to training three times! I've been doing I.T. for how long, and no other employer has invested in training other than buying the occasional book? Exactly.
I just spent a week out of town with one of my co-workers (I'll call him "Sailor Jerry" 'cause he introduced me to the stuff.) getting some much needed instruction, which leads to my next point - good co-workers. These folks are keepers. Sailor Jerry and I have so much in common it's scary. The big difference is he has a triple helping of get-up and go, while I take a more leisurely approach. We learned lots, drank lots, had an all 'round good time.
Oh, and the pay is pretty good, too.
-I'm going to get back into World of Warcraft. I installed it on my PC last weekend, and this coming Saturday I'm planning on spending a few hours getting reacquainted with the land of Azeroth. Wish me luck.
-We're expecting Uncle Dubya's check to arrive any day now. I miss Darth and can't wait to get him rolling again. Plus, Red and I need to get our concealed carry permits squared away, and I need a new handgun. I bought a Makarov years ago because they were cheap, dependable and tough like a bag of hammers. I've put maybe one, two hundred rounds through it without a single problem. I pull the trigger and a bullet goes right where I want it.
Last month my little Mak malfunctioned during a class and parts fell off. A very WTF moment. The onsite gunsmith was able to get everything back where it belongs and I completed the event without further incident. Operator error is a possibility.
The lessons learned? I need a 2nd handgun and it may as well fire standard ammo. Hence, I'm going gun shopping. Being a cheap bast... I mean,frugal fellow... I've got my eye on a couple of budget pieces. Sig P225's are flooding the market, and I've heard good things about Rock Island 1911's.
Standard ammo is handy; Makarovs fire an odd ball sized round, when I borrowed a Glock while the Mak was getting fixed I had to get standard 9mm ammo for it.
On the other hand, I may just say "fuck it" and get me a plastic fantastic Glock or Springfield XD. Can you say "Hi cap magazines"?
That's all for now.
Hoozyrdady.
Friday, May 30, 2008
World of Wifecraft
I really miss playing online games and have been considering getting back into World of Warcraft. Why not, the Burning Crusade expansion is down to $19 bucks! It would be like a whole new game!
But... who has the frakking time? I'm up and out the door by 6 A.M. and don't come back until 6 P.M.
There's stuff that needs doing around the house (Big Red has been mucho helpfull), spend a little quality time with the family, and off to bed by 9, otherwise I'm dozing off on the couch.
Wait a sec... I'm doing the math... uh....... 3 hours? 3 fucking hours a day is all I get?! Jesus pogoing Christ! After dinner, scratching the dog(s) and taking a shit there ain't much left for The Wife and kids. What about some personal Hooz Time (No, sitting on the toilet does not count). No wonder I'm tired ALL. THE. TIME.
So I found this video which was the original purpose for this post...
Yeah, s'funny... 3 hours? Man I gotta think on that one.
Hoozyrdady.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Outdoor Nookie - DENIED!
A couple of amorous lovebirds got worked up over dinner and could not wait to get home, or to the nearest motel. The beat feet into the woods behind the diner, strip down nekkid... and get lost.
Not just lost, but lost and separated. At night. In the woods. Very dark. Yes, alcohol was involved. Isn't it always, in the best stories?
If this were Hollywood, neither of them would ever be seen again except for a puddle of blood with a few toes floating in it.
Cops were called around 9:30ish, and Jeffrey P. Bradford was found just shy of midnight... no info on when or where Adrianna Connor was nabbed. They were out there for a couple of hours, lost, alone, and bare assed naked. Too, too funny!
Both were charged with indecent exposure and public drunkenness, and Adrianna Conner got a bonus charge of Theft from a Motor Vehicle... she stole a flashlight.
So far this is the only pic available of either of 'em. I'm guessing that's the lovely Adrianna... they both work for an airline, she as a flight attendant. Back in the day this would mean she was smokin' hot since it was a job requirement or something.
Ahhh, the good ol' days.
Hoozyrdady.
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