Friday, June 27, 2014

Greenshot screenshot tool

Lets be positive today, m’kay?

Once in a while I need to create a guide for users to accomplish some task or fix something on their computers. Taking screenshots, editing them, etc is a pita to be endured because that’s just the way it is.

No more!

Thanks to they guy named Gambette who lead me to Greenshot.

What is Greenshot?

Greenshot is a light-weight screenshot software tool for Windows with the following key features:

Quickly create screenshots of a selected region, window or fullscreen; you can even capture complete (scrolling) web pages from Internet Explorer.Easily annotate, highlight or obfuscate parts of the screenshot.Export the screenshot in various ways: save to file, send to printer, copy to clipboard, attach to e-mail, send Office programs or upload to photo sites like Flickr or Picasa, and others.
…and a lot more options simplyfying creation of and work with screenshots every day.

 

Go feel the love.

~hoozyrdady

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Just Have to Say…

I don’t know if I’ll post here regularly in the future, if ever. Maybe I’ll just throw something up here when the mood strikes, like now ‘fer instance.

I’m watching the news this week, keeping up on current events, politics, etc. and I just have to say…

Fuck you.

The folk hurting kids, the politicians, the criminals… All you assholes out there:

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkk Yuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooo.

That is all.

~Hoozyrdady

Thursday, May 08, 2014

Feed The Brain

Online Learning: Teach Yourself Python in Less Than 4 Months, Part I

The purpose of this article is to lay out a general time management template for anyone who wants to jump in to programming and computer science with little or no experience in the field.  A future article will flesh out the details, providing links to learning resources and other materials freely available online.  [Edit: See the second article in the series, which covers learning benchmarks for beginner Python programmers.]

AND-

Online Learning: A Bachelor's Level Computer Science Program Curriculum

Introduction
A few months back we took an in-depth look at MIT’s free online Introduction to Computer Science course, and laid out a self-study time table to complete the class within four months, along with a companion post providing learning benchmarks to chart your progress. In the present article, I'll step back and take a much more broad look at com-sci course offerings available for free on the internet, in order to answer a deceptively straightforward question: is it possible to complete the equivalent of a college bachelor’s degree in computer science through college and university courses that are freely available online? And if so, how does one do so?

Friday, March 21, 2014

Where’s my McFlurry, dammit?!

Woman allegedly set car on fire after man refused to buy her a McFlurry

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. —

Witnesses said a woman set a man's car on fire in Jacksonville after he refused to buy her a McFlurry at McDonald's.

Fucking Florida…

There is a rule that goes something like “Only date a woman who’s a little crazier than you can handle…”

I should start writing these down.

~Hoozyrdady

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Who do I have to blow to get medico to peek in my ear?

There has been some pressure in there, off and on, for a month+. The ringing (Tinnitus?) is starting to be a problem. I don’t want to go to the Doc-in-a Box walk in clinic and spend who knows how long in the waiting room, so I called the local clinic conglomerate to make an appointment. Wading through the options I finally get a live person on the line.

Me: I’d like to schedule and appt.

Voice: Do you have a primary care physician?

Me: No, I just need to see someone about an possible ear infection.

Voice: I’ll transfer you to dsjfhdifasdfidfi (garbled), they have a list of doctors currently accepting new patients.

Me: Wait, I’m not looking for a new…

She transferred me. Bitch.

Robo-Operator: Thank you for calling blah blah blah if this is an emergency hang up and dial 911 blah blah.

Me: Grumblefrakinshit

Robo-Operator: Press 1 for something or other. Press 2 for infernal medicine something else. Press 3 for who-the-fuck-cares….

Me: Grumblefuckpainintheassgrumble:

Robo-Operator: …Press 39 for…

Me: Goddamit!

And I hung up. Red took pity and called for me. In 3 minutes I had an appointment for tomorrow morning.

So pissed off right now…

~Hoozyrdady

Saturday, February 22, 2014

It’s Saturday!

I haven’t posted some eye candy in ages, so in honor of my favorite day of the week:

Feb 4 (2)

Feb 7 (2)

Sunday, February 09, 2014

It Works.

Last week the boys and I have were dragging ass in the morning, the result of which is I was late to work too often.

I had to resort to an old parenting technique handed down from one generation to the next: I bribed ‘em with breakfast at McDonalds.

Not only was I on time to work, I even got a primo parking spot.