Saturday, February 22, 2014

It’s Saturday!

I haven’t posted some eye candy in ages, so in honor of my favorite day of the week:

Feb 4 (2)

Feb 7 (2)

Sunday, February 09, 2014

It Works.

Last week the boys and I have were dragging ass in the morning, the result of which is I was late to work too often.

I had to resort to an old parenting technique handed down from one generation to the next: I bribed ‘em with breakfast at McDonalds.

Not only was I on time to work, I even got a primo parking spot.

Friday, February 07, 2014

State of the Union, anyone?

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Did any of you watch our Presidente give his little speech?

Me neither. Dude’s credibility balance is so deep in the negative numbers if he told me Christie Brinkley was the hottest woman to ever walk the earth I would request she submit to an immediate dong check.

~Hoozyrdady.

Ugh, Where the hell is the kleenex?

The creeping crud caught up with me this week. Snot flowed in gentle green waves from my nose and down the back of my throat. Usually I push through, sit at my desk blowing my nose and hacking. Not this time. A hearty “Fukkit” was wheezed and I stayed my ass home for two days.

Even though my voice sounds like I gargled with crushed glass, I’m feeling pretty good today.

~Hoozyrdady.