Monday, March 25, 2013



I’m looking forward to it. How about you?



Wednesday, March 20, 2013


The first day of spring and it’s colder than a pair of patchouli scented wiccan mammaries in a PETA approved, Earth friendly brass plated halter top. Mother Nature teased with above freezing temps last week, then dumped inches of snow over the weekend. To top it off Red and I are sicker than hell. The symptoms match the crud Little Bean brought home her first week of Daycare. Damned dirty monkey children, spreading their filth and snot all over my little angel. I feel like donating 6 gallons of bleach and a pressure sprayer to prevent any more cooties from following her home.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Long Day

Thanks to my underwear, it’s going to be a long day.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

It’s Official…

I fucking hate the Gawd-Dammed Xbox controller, and if the system hadn’t cost so much I’d throw the whole fucking thing into a fire…. Fucking dammit.