Wednesday, March 20, 2013


The first day of spring and it’s colder than a pair of patchouli scented wiccan mammaries in a PETA approved, Earth friendly brass plated halter top. Mother Nature teased with above freezing temps last week, then dumped inches of snow over the weekend. To top it off Red and I are sicker than hell. The symptoms match the crud Little Bean brought home her first week of Daycare. Damned dirty monkey children, spreading their filth and snot all over my little angel. I feel like donating 6 gallons of bleach and a pressure sprayer to prevent any more cooties from following her home.